Comments on: Calling all creative types: I need a slogan http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/ Words of wisdom from a server administrator Wed, 19 Nov 2008 23:39:14 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: muffinresearch http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2460 muffinresearch Wed, 30 Jul 2008 20:57:54 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2460 MySQLTuner: Dolphin Friendly Performance MySQLTuner: Dolphin Friendly Performance

]]> By: Mojah http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2438 Mojah Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:25:32 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2438 * Pimp my MySQL * MySQLTuner: My Super Quality Leisure Tuner * I Optimized My DB And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt * Pimp my MySQL
* MySQLTuner: My Super Quality Leisure Tuner
* I Optimized My DB And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt

]]> By: hvarela http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2378 hvarela Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:50:55 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2378 almost as important as a slogan is a MASCOT. my suggestion is a cartoonish, pink squealing pig. get it? a good reference point is the uber-happy dancing pig that is part of a local BBQ restaurant's logo (rhymes with Mill Biller) so... MySQLtuner.... "It'll make your SQL... SQUEAL!" almost as important as a slogan is a MASCOT.

my suggestion is a cartoonish, pink squealing pig. get it? a good reference point is the uber-happy dancing pig that is part of a local BBQ restaurant’s logo (rhymes with Mill Biller) so…

MySQLtuner…. “It’ll make your SQL… SQUEAL!”

]]> By: marksands http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2299 marksands Fri, 18 Jul 2008 14:26:36 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2299 I'm a big fan of: MySQLTuner - ready set...GET! I’m a big fan of:

MySQLTuner - ready set…GET!

]]> By: Steven http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2268 Steven Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:41:31 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2268 MySQLTuner - Raise performance, Lower emission MySQLTuner - Almost as good as pizza/sex/coffee/... MySQLTuner - Better than pizza/sex/coffee/... MySQLTuner - Caffeïne Free MySQLTuner - Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of RAM ? (with a blink to Bill Gate$) With the same comment as CaliMonk ;-) MySQLTuner - Raise performance, Lower emission
MySQLTuner - Almost as good as pizza/sex/coffee/…
MySQLTuner - Better than pizza/sex/coffee/…
MySQLTuner - Caffeïne Free
MySQLTuner - Who in their right mind would ever need more than 640k of RAM ? (with a blink to Bill Gate$)

With the same comment as CaliMonk ;-)

]]> By: CaliMonk http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2267 CaliMonk Wed, 16 Jul 2008 07:47:58 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2267 I though of a few of them, which I don't like at second though but thought of sharing (who knows what ideas it might bring): <code> MySQLTuner - Tunetastic MySQLTuner - Instant performance gain MySQLTuner - Just add a DBA MySQLTuner - DBA Tuning MySQLTuner - How much can you take? </code> I however do like: <code> MySQLTuner - show variables; </code> I though of a few of them, which I don’t like at second though but thought of sharing (who knows what ideas it might bring):


MySQLTuner - Tunetastic
MySQLTuner - Instant performance gain
MySQLTuner - Just add a DBA
MySQLTuner - DBA Tuning
MySQLTuner - How much can you take?

I however do like:


MySQLTuner - show variables;

]]> By: pdufault http://rackerhacker.com/2008/07/15/calling-all-creative-types-i-need-a-slogan/#comment-2262 pdufault Wed, 16 Jul 2008 02:52:49 +0000 http://rackerhacker.com/?p=320#comment-2262 I thought up a quick one: MySQLTuner - how to optimize your cash / cache I thought up a quick one:

MySQLTuner - how to optimize your cash / cache

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